Cukup lah kali ke-3

"Lelaki mmg x reti bahasa...org cakap xnak tu xnak la..." ok nie is dialog umum yang didengari...simple and nice but the impact is god damn huge...why??? coz "lelaki" yg di-mention-kan di atas termasuk kami yg innocent wahai gadis2 mulia lagi suci =.="...kot

yes lelaki mmg x reti bahasa if u dont hit the right spot...hit the right spot yg nick ckp kan tu bukan la kick or punch or blow his ball...no...bukan tu...use ur mind and use a feminin method like how a lady should act...and not a bitch diulangi...A LADY and NOT A BITCH...get that??? mesti fhm kan...girl kan seme pandai2...well educated seme...sampai mas kawin mcm nk dijual...ops...

ok...hit the right spot...lelaki nie of course ade kelemahan...trust me la meyh...dlm dia duk usha2...duk kacaw2 u all tu kan...try u matikan dia dengan ayat2 pedas...they may like it or hate it...50-50...still better than 0 right???...ayat pedas yg dimaksudkan is sindiran...not cursing...that is soooo not feminin...

mcm yg kawan nick kene...dia pon bodo gak...try gi ushar blik girl yg dumb dia...dumb ass kan..=.="...move on dickies...its not that hard kot~

ape yg berlaku kat kawan nick tu???ok simple...kwn nick tu bukan jenis x reti base...and sumtimes dia overtake ayat kita pada dia...over analyze...only after 3 times u keep using the same words over and over again...

cite dia mudah...si gurl tu ckp dia dikira bertuah coz dilayan...coz there this boy (i dont fvcking know who he is) marah ex dia text ngan dia...(dia = kawan nick tu)

he wont bother to think about it...tapi bila dah berulang kali kedua...dia cuba sebaik mungkin tuk cari kali 3...welll untuk kepastian...and yes...the third time appear right before his eyes...so atas dasar xnak membebankan si ex dengan perasaan dia yg x seberapa tu (ptuih~)...and respect his ex decision...he stop texting her...see...simple right...

well for a girl to remember and consider bila disuruh oleh lelaki...nampak sgt la kan...or maybe x...yg they might have sumthing special kan ^_^

of course this thing wont work in an instant...so try la ulangi 2,3 kali...god will akan berkesan...kalau x...try la cara lain plak...the simplest way yg sebenarnya x pyh lyn je...dh xde cite2 panjang...but mgkin perkara tu terlalu susah tuk dilakukan para gadis...MAYBE ok~

so well educated girl out there...i give the hint...u got the brain...make it usefull k ^_^

peace no war

To climb for a fruit

sejuk pagi ni...

still cant sleep...td texting ngan kawan...2,3 org gak la...they know that i catch a cold...and sum back pain...smbil2 drive nick texting ngan diorg (bad habit...dont do this)...

sumone sat next to me...looking straight to those text...reading evry single words they send and every single words i send back...

sebelum keluar dari kereta...dia ckp "Nick...you cant fall if u dont try to climb"

nick pon pandang dia dengan muka pelik sambil berbunyi "ha??"

dia sambung ag..."but remember...there no fun staying on the ground"...dia pndg nick and senyum sblm keluar dari kereta...

after a while...nick text dia..."its not the fall im afraid about...but those wound still hurt"...

dia balas ringkas..."maybe one day...but dont let those fruit be eaten or fall"...

nick fhm ape yg dia maksudkan ^_^ nick pon slalu ckp one day...tp dh hmpir 3 thun dh...i wonder when will that "day" arrive...

to dear fruit up there...if there any la kan...if sumone else come and pick u up right before me...and u think that him is the best or u just sick of waiting...enlight him with ur swit juice and nice smell...^_^...

peace no war

Pesanan untuk Exam....

hye there student2 yang rajin lagi pandai dan bijaksana....

ok berdasarkan pada tajuk la kan...rasanya x korang pon leh baca ape yg akan nick taip tuk entry kali nie kan...pasal exam...pesanan ikhlas dari tenaga pengajar tentang peperiksaan...and the issue mesti la pasal MENIRU!!!....ha5...yes meniru...student zaman skang bukan hebat bab belajar je...bab meniru pon makin hebat...betol x tipu...and kadang2 tu meniru lagi hebat dari belajar....

ala meniru...sape la x pernah wat kan...konfem la 9.999999 dari 10 orang pernah wat...macam2 teknik guna ada...korang just pilih je...kantoi??? ala isu kantoi tolak tepi la...janji result gempak and mak bapak bangga...biar la cara salah pon...kan2???...ops2...kasar sangat...

ok la...nick pon rasa korang bukan kesah ngan mnde2 camtu...nick pon xnak bebel panjang...bab kata dak2 zaman skang..."lu hal lu...wa hal wa..." tapi sebelum tu la kan...meh sini nick nak share 2 pesanan yg agak berbekas di hati sikit la...

dari pensyarah nick :-

"X kesah taw awak nak meniru...sebab korang dah besar n mampu wat keputusan sendiri...tapi korang kene ingat satu perkara...kalau korang lulus atas dasar meniru...itu bermakna kamu dah ambil hak orang lain...dan mengambil hak orang lain adalah haram....dan dengan hasil kelulusan haram itu kamu akan guna untuk bekerja dan mencari rezeki...pastu kamu akan bagi makan anak bini...so fikir sendiri la..."

tu je dia cakap...nick macam terkedu...besar gila impak meniru...sangat besar...sampai ke-tua kot bawak...


and dari bapak nick :-

"ayah x kesah berapa markah yang nick dapat...tinggi atau rendah...tapi yang penting nick ikhlas tuk belajar and x menipu mak ngan ayah...biar kami bangga dengan hasil usaha nick yg sebenar2nya usaha nick..."

tu plak pesanan bapak nick la...so..ntah...kalau nick dapat buat korang terfikir sejenak pon xpe...sebab bukan mudah nak buang habit meniru nie...nick sendiri pon wat mnde tu nak2 dalam pop kuiz...tpi chance tuk full mark x tggi mana pon....but i never do this dalam exam2 besar...ha5...and CGPA agak memuaskan la...dari yg duk kat dean list...tapi~......

and by da way...nick post entry nie...sebab hari nie...nick and 2 orang kawan nick...berjaya elak dugaan tuk meniru tu..and we all get no regret doing it...bahkan kitorang rasa sangat berpuas hati....

p/s :- pada sape2 yg kuat/kaki meniru kan....korang jgn la cuba bangga dengan apa yg korang dapat...why???atas kertas korang mmg markah tggi...tapi when it comes to...i dont know...self respect maybe...and self confident...korang as low as shit...ops2...sory...

so again...peace no war~